a 57-year-old brit of unknown origins who has spent the past 19 years of his life in a coal mine turning his skin black. he smokes 17 packs a day and his voice is what can only be described as a mixture of phlegm and sandpaper. due to the tar from the fags his lungs have been turned entirely black also.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk