a blackout queen is the ultimate party girl. she is beautiful, she is wild and most of all, she always knows how to have a good time. she is a pathological prankster and will do just about anything to jump start the party.
a blackout queen is is what you get when you cross a drunk chick with sherlock holmes. to solve the mystery that is herself, she must piece together clues from pictures, texts, her call log, bruises, accounts from friends, blog entries and any other means possible.
her motto is "blackout or get out!"

she is fabulous.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.