possible semen sample plus a blacklight situation:

Officer Michaels: "I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything's covered in semen."
Officer Slater: "I mean, who doesn't ?"
Officer Michaels: "It'd be nice. Like that crime scene today."
Officer Slater: "Yeah."
Officer Michaels: "If the man had ejaculated and then punched you in the face..."
Officer Slater: "Yeah."
Officer Michaels: "...we'd have a real good shot at catching him."
Officer Slater: "No way."
Officer Michaels: "Just punched in the face, no semen."
Officer Slater: "Yeah, no semen."
Officer Michaels: "Story of my life."

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

*Hot guy* "Hey, sorry we w'ere late, we w'ere fucking hardcore under the blacklight."

*Random chick* "Dude, it just caused urges i could not ignore."

Another example: *Lil' kid* "Mom how are babies ma...*"

*Mom interrupts* "BLACKLIGHT!!!! BITCH!!!"

"Alex blacklighted my pen now he can't walk"

Example: Jayvin found out on ancestry.com he is 20% black so he is acting "black" aka a black light