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blackie chan

A Black Dude that knows karate. Combonation of "Black" and "Jackie Chan".

No Blackie Chan, Break the Board with your hand, not your .22...

by Boxy Brown May 31, 2006

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danger wank

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"

by johnnynika May 30, 2006

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blackie chan

A black man with the ability to look incredibly tough, by either fighting or just giving off an appearance of toughness. Usually this is in movies or video games.

good examples for blackie chan are Mr. T, Mike Tyson, the black guy from Halo, Morpheus, the guy from gta san andreas.

by GodsOfWar July 09, 2009

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Blackie Chan

A term to describe a black asian. If the asian is half black and half asian, or just extremely tan, you can call them this. This term was derived from Jackie Chan, who is a famous asian actor. In a short period (circa 1990-2000) of Jackie Chan's life, he was incredibly tan. During this period of time, Chan would get called Blackie Chan nearly everyday by his peers, family, and close friends. Chan reports that he does not approve of this saying, but at the same time, he was very dark so it fit him. With this being said, the term Blackie Chan has grown from not only Chan, but to all dark asians all around the world. If you are a tan asian, do not be offended by this word. It is only stating the truth.

Another word that you can call a dark asian is a Chinegro.

Example:

Chung Woo "Hey Keerff!"
Keith "Holy shit Blackie Chan, you are fucking tan!"
Chung Woo "I row, I rust rome from Parific."
Keith "What?"
Chung Woo "Parific."
Keith "Idk what the fuck you are saying."

by EthanChrist April 29, 2010