The hand held navigation product that Alpine Electronics released at the beginning of 2006. It is basically a $700 paper weight due to the fact that it is more likely to get you lost than the compass on the Rambo knife. If you need it to calculate a route, it might take 2 days for it to come up with one for a 45 minute drive. Can only be reset by removing the battery and letting it sit over night. Not very handy for a multi-day drive.

Thanks much Alpine for making my life easier. <---- sarcasm

Negligent father who spends his time and money to cheat on online video games. Claims to be good and a hacker.

1. A code name given to a person in reference to the SR-71 spy plane. It is usually used to describe the ultimate badass of the group, also known as “the big gun”. This person must be an excellent marksman, have a high level of intelligence, must be athletic, charismatic, and must be learn how things work extremely quickly. The blackbird stealthily accomplishs the tasks that could not previously be completed by his/her successors. A blackbird is someone who you would never guess to possess this skill set based on appearances alone.