the day when all you fucking consumers make my life as a salesmen a living hell. middle aged mothers have been known to kill to get the last of an item
Dude, i dont wanna work black friday, last wear some bitch game me a black eye.
by do$ November 25, 2005
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The Friday after Thanksgiving when ignorant Americans stand in line for 13 hours and stampede over innocent bystanders in order to get a deal they could've gotten 3 weeks ago on that George Foreman grill if they would have used that fucking coupon. As a retail employee, this is THE WORST day of the year.
Dude, I don't wanna go to work today, it's Black Friday.
by CandyGirl03 November 28, 2014
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The day after Thanksgiving where you have a higher chance of being trampled to death in a store while trying to get a cheap tv
Person 1: Hey, are you going to (insert store here) for Black Friday shopping?
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.
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by AdmiralSupreme November 20, 2017
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AKA. many funerals day
basicly the day where moms kill other moms chidren for a barbie
Mom1: lets go shopping on Black Friday
mom2 : ok

(on black friday)
mom1: ohh a barbie
mom2: (gets stabbed to death in front of children)
mom1:i win bitch
Black Friday: many funerals
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by terdsamich December 13, 2016
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A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.
Avery: Ready for some Black Friday shopping?! Let's go get some amazing deals!
Mallory: I'm gonna sit this one out. I broke my leg last year in that mob of shoppers, remember? Plus I'm thankful for what I have. We just celebrated thanksgiving yesterday!
by Badasswithacause November 25, 2016
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The day after thanks giving that is thought to be about selling items at a low price but in reality is just a racial ploy that basically says "for all you black fellows out there, this is the one day of the year where you can get what you want extremely cheap and can (if chosen too) kill someone for it and get away with it".
Yo u doing black Friday?
Nah, I like my bones not broken.
by Ishyaboiam November 23, 2016
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When people line up to buy who knows what at America's version of running with the bulls.
American: dude black friday is worse than running with the bulls
Italian: dude running with the bulls is worse than black friday
by Doombringer March 17, 2016
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A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.
So after we eat Thanksgiving lunch with the family, do you want to go Black Friday shopping?

Jim can't go Black Friday shopping because he wants to watch the Thanksgiving Thursday football games.
by Dude1234567890 February 29, 2016
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