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poo, shit, crap, feces, excrement
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

A: To look for black cock!
by Barack_Obama April 17, 2008
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
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Pertaining to a man who is of sub-average weight for his height. Also used to describe such people who allow the condition to effect their mood. This term is commonly used in the north of England.
"eh up blackcock, howz the whether up there???"

"Now now blackcock, no need to be such a moody cunt"

by Errol Richardson December 07, 2006
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Just a normal penis that many lowlife black men like to exaggerate about. They lie about having huge dicks to give themselves a feeling of security because they have nothing else to be proud of. This cliche is often taken to ridiculous levels in porn where they hold 2 foot long dildos over their crotches and shovel it into some poor woman's body while the "cuckold" (almost always a flaccid white man) watches. It gets to be pretty downright racist against white people. The truth is there is almost no discernible difference between any race regarding penis size, and even at that, the average penis is much better at pleasing a vagina than an enormous dildo.
A) Low-life black man: "muh dik iz hueg! all de bitchez luv da big blak cok!"
Black businessman: "That's cool, keep bragging about that while I apply myself to things that actually matter."

B) (During a porn shoot)
Nasty unkempt black man: "yea u liek dat whitey? ur bitch luv da big black cock! u b jeluz!
Nasty slut: "Ooh yes fuck me harder! ..when do I get my money?"
"Cuckold" (actually unrelated to actress): "Oh boo hoo I'm getting paid to stand here and do nothing.. sure is horrible"
Nasty unkempt black man: "Hahaha- whoops, dildo slipped off.... readjusting... k good. Ahahaha!"
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