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Exsessive emotion in any situation. Black people tend to show more emotion than is neccesary. When they get happy they get ultra happy, when they get angry they get ultra angry.
After he got a goal in gym floor hockey he had a black attack and began pounding his chest and running around the gym.
by dr. strange-oo April 20, 2009
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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n. - A situation in which one is overpowered by a need for some food item commonly associated with African Americans. Aforementioned item must be incredibly stereotypical for the situation to be deemed a full-force "black attack".
<Eating sandwich with mayonnaise>
John: "Dude, you smell those wings? Or those collard greens? Maybe it's just me..."
<Grabs grape soda>
Steven: "BLACK ATTACK!"
by 3V July 10, 2006
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This prejudiced term refers to black families and people who work hard to get enough money to leave the ghetto and move to a more respectable neighborhood.

This is the primary cause for white flight in the once affluent suburbs of the U.S.
Joseph: I grew up in Harlem but graduated from Harvard with a 4.0, and a degree in Law. I decided to move to scarsdale into a nice house. My white neighbors moved out 2 years later. I overheard them saying they were victims of black attack.
by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 07, 2006
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When anyone of any race (but it works better when they're black) has an immediate outburst of pure ghettoness because of something just said, seen, or heard.
WHITE GIRL: I know you're just jealous of me. It's okay though.
BLACK GIRL: WHAT!?!? WHAT!?!? WATCHU SAY!?!?
A DIFFERENT BLACK GIRL: OH SNAP!! SHE GONE HAVE A BLACK ATTACK NOW!! EVERYBODY RUN!!
by BESTIE!! September 08, 2010
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when a really white person says a popular black saying

often referenced as the person in question having a heart attack
Guy 1: "ahhh dont worry he be aight"

Guy 2. "did u just have a black attack ?"
by big black cock goblin July 17, 2008
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