The one day where everyone is in the hospital because they tried too grab the last samsung TV that was on sale also the best time for broke people to shop.

Traditionally the day after Thanksgiving where most consumers start their holiday shopping. Many (if not all) retail outlets offer sales to bring in said customers. It is called 'black' friday because it is considered the 'official' start of the holiday shopping season, much like Black Tuesday was the start of the Depression (1929 Stock Market Crash). In addition, the 'black' also refers to when paper ledgers were still used, black ink referred to profit. Although Black Friday is the day where the highest volume of consumer traffic is seen, it does not carry the highest volume of sales. Usually this day is Christmas Eve or the last Saturday before Christmas. Recently some retail outlets have begun referring to Black Friday as Green Friday, to curb the common association of the color black to something of bad or negative nature.

A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.

man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)

A day where people claw eachother to get low prices on things they don't need just hours after giving thanks for what they already have.

When people line up to buy who knows what at America's version of running with the bulls.

A day of mass holiday shopping. Originally, black Friday happened the Friday after Thanksgiving, but has since been moved to the day of Thanksgiving (6 p.m. to 1 a.m.) for unknown reasons.

The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.