by whitesabbathsavage November 30, 2017
The practice of claiming that you are disgusted with Black Friday - particularly the recent new practice of starting Black Friday on Thanksgiving evening - but still going to stores and giving the companies your money on that day. Common practices include telling cashiers how sorry and appalled you are about the decline of values, while he or she rings up the merchandise that you *chose* to purchase on this day.
Cashier: "Hello. How are you?"
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
Mike: "Wow. I just can't believe that corporations would pull people like you away from their families on what is supposed to be Thanksgiving! I'm sorry you have to work today!"
( places two iPods, six Blu-Ray movies, ten new pairs of jeans, and a small television onto the register belt )
Cashier: "Yeah, it wouldn't be so bad if not for all of the hypocritical Black Friday bitching."
by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 03, 2014
Tom: How was your Thanksgiving?
Jeff: Nothing special, but the Black Friday nut afterward was fantastic.
Jeff: Nothing special, but the Black Friday nut afterward was fantastic.
by IronicPrayer November 24, 2016
a chick who goes out 24 hrs before the stores open on black friday. Usually shit-faced wasted W/ a baby attached to her teet. 9 times out of 10 this girls name is Karina. AKA Debbie Downer. AKA Lint Licker
Hey man, did you see Karina? Dat bitch was totally chalked. She elbowed me in the nuts trying to get the new Jonas brother CD. dat Karina Waz A "Black Friday Queen
by Wamblee Tipi Creepers June 12, 2010
yesterday was Thursday, today it is friday
Good job Rebecca! Yes, today is Friday! A+!
Rebecca black friday
Good job Rebecca! Yes, today is Friday! A+!
Rebecca black friday
by thecoolcatandstuff October 25, 2013
by Big white monster December 29, 2009
A "ghetto black Friday sale" describes any home robbery that takes place in the days immediately following the Black Friday shopping extravaganza. It is assumed that homes are targeted during this time due to an increased chance of new electronics being present in the house, and a general interest by local burglars in sharing in the holiday shopping tradition.
Kevin : So there was a ghetto black Friday sale at my house yesterday.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
Dave : You mean some black people broke into your house and stole your family's stuff?
Kevin : Pretty much.
by Darker November 29, 2010