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1. Noun. A bruise that appears beneath or around the eye after sustaining impact from an external source.
2. Noun. A vehicle with two headlights, with one of those two not functioning.
2. Noun. A vehicle with two headlights, with one of those two not functioning.
1. That baseball that hit me in the eye yesterday gave me a black eye.
2. It's unsafe to drive at night with a black eye; get a new pair of headlights.
2. It's unsafe to drive at night with a black eye; get a new pair of headlights.
by TEP November 27, 2005
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021