Barista: "Did you want any milk or sugar in your coffee?"
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
Customer: "Nope. Just black coffee please."
Barista nods approvingly.
by barista101 July 18, 2011
Here's a black Coffee!
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?
DAN.
Oh. *runs away*
Excuse me, I asked for a chocolate frappe. I WANT TO SEE YOUR MANAGER!
SIT THE FUCK DOWN, DAVE. IT'S FROM THE MANAGER.
WHO'S YOUR MANAGER?
DAN.
Oh. *runs away*
by YeetTheDave,Phil. September 28, 2018
by SheSaidShoot April 09, 2016
Said by one, in recognition of a contradictory, absurd or nonsensical statement made by another.
Example-
"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)
Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”
Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.
Example-
"I've abandoned free market principles to save the free market system." George W. Bush, (Washington, D.C., Dec. 16, 2008)
Commentator – “... and he’ll have a black coffee, with milk!”
Originated in a Sainsbury's coffee shop in Weston-Super-Mare, circa 2010, whilst observing a stupid, bald Brummie’s beverage order.
by Quelmo Rodriguez June 28, 2010
by HUGEWEEEEENERSTOTHEFACEE January 07, 2011