josh is has blue eyes and dark brown clean cut hair and is in medical school to be a doctor...he's such a black woman's kryptonite

"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."

I think i desire to beseech me some good chuckles!
Ho! A random button? I shalt surely press that!
Alas, the word hasth no meaning!
Damn thee, black woman's kryptonite.

I actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite.