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bjornvard is the act of going to bed early and missing out on a lot of things. A.K.A. being a pussy.
I really want to go to this party with my friend but he is pulling a bjornvard.
by didis503 September 28, 2018
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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