Something like... "Urban Dictionary~ Bjorn; also known as that sexy, funny, awesome norwegian that makes Haley laugh. Hilarious, sexy, and just absolutely amazing, he likes to be a tease, but also can be romantic and silly at times. He's hot as fuck, even so that the sun would be jealous. One would be crazy or lesbian to not want to hit that. :I

A bjorn can be whatever you want it to be but when people use it they often refer to waps or rambos. For example. “You best hope I don’t catch you lacking cah you’ll hold my bjorn in your chest”.

Bjorn, where do I start? An absolute hotty, the best god damn abs ever but he won’t admit it. Amazing at every sport, especially basketball and soccer, he’s very fit. He can be quite sensitive but he’ll never show you how he really feels unless he trusts you completely. He’s outgoing, fun and has the cutest laugh ever. He makes the best jokes and loves tickling and teasing you. His hair is amazing, he can not wash it for a week but it’ll still look amazing, even when it’s not styled. If you’re dating a good Bjorn he gives you all his attention, little cuddles when he thinks nobodies looking or sometimes when the whole world is staring. He gives the cutest kisses ever, super soft and delicate lips. His smile can light up a whole room, it’s contagious. Bjorn’s love alone time and that can sometimes be mistaken for him being sad but mostly he just needed some time to think. It’s amazing when you hold hands, his hands are always really warm so he’s practically a portable heater. He always wants other people to be happy and he has the biggest heart ever. Bjorn is a fucking god but he’s never admit it.

Bjorn is the definition of disgusting in a good way and the definition of perfect, a god, the only perfect being on this earth, he has a perfect body and cock and is trustworthy, the perfect soul mate for Natalee, and the perfect daddy, he doesn't require much, just your love and loyalty, in return of him giving you the world.
He's a protector and a great friend and father.

Ps: Bjorn Is the only perfect being on this earth.

Bjorn is the only perfect being on earth, he is everything a female wants in a male, he is romantic, protective, loyal, and the soulmate of, "Natalee"

The second member of ABBA

A Bjorn is someone who is above god-like in everything he does . . .