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The hand your preferrably female partner uses to slide down your cock as she is on her knees preforming oral sex.
Corey: "Dude, my girlfriend almost got her bj hand cut off by a car door?"
Eric: "That would be horrible, then she wouldn't be able to keep balance when blowing you!"
by calistoe June 12, 2008
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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