1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.
so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.
by Yueng July 18, 2004
by Bo Brasher May 23, 2007
Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.
by COMB February 20, 2007
It is a bastardized version of situation, only it is exclusively reserved for use with scenes and/or circumstances involving females.
"Hello sir, what was the bitchuation like at the concert last night? Any hot women looking for some action?"
by Richard Morris June 13, 2004
Betty was cooking for a dinner party and asked her husband to pick up a few last minute items at the grocery store. She did not provide a list for his reference even though she knew he would never remember everything, thus creating the perfect bitchuation.
by COMB March 05, 2007
The word bitchuation (a smoothly-put-together combination of "bitch" and "situation"), is usually used in a moment of inquiry. That is, when one man asks another what the status is on females that will be in attendance at a given event.
Harlan: Yo man what's our bitchuation for this evening?
John: Gotta couple'a dimes comin' along to the Mil to party!
Harlan: Hell yeah, that's what's up.
John: Gotta couple'a dimes comin' along to the Mil to party!
Harlan: Hell yeah, that's what's up.
by harlangroll March 09, 2011
Bitchuation- (bitch-u-A-shun) A male who appears to pms like a bitchy female and bitches and is dramatic. Also if u find yourself saying he is a real female or a vajay you could call that person "the Bitchuation"
" When he did not get his way today he caused a real bitchuation "
" Watch out here comes "The Bitchuation"
" Watch out here comes "The Bitchuation"
by Anita Nubaws February 16, 2010