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Someone who is both a dick and a bitch at the same time.
Dave is always a bitchdick one Fridays when he leaves before I get a chance to tell him he is working tomorrow.
by the-moyni May 23, 2009
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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a. an extremely small penis

b. an enlarged clitoris that resembles a penis
That girl locks the door when she changes so that noone will find out that she has a bitchdick.
by Brittany October 04, 2004
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This is when three guys fuck one girl in the same hole, physically impossible yes, but the “bitch dick” would belong to the guy in the middle of the two other dicks. Similar to riding "bitch"(the middle of the back seat)in a car.

...to Ride Bitch Dick or to be Bitch Dick...

Dude it was so salty last night, me Sam and Samar banged this chick out and I had to ride bitch dick.
by Woulfie November 20, 2006
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A guy with a very small cock. This person may have been a female (homo) at one point in time. Also known as a needle dick, popsicle stick, and or tooth pick.
Nick: Is that a guy or a girl?
Chris: I don't know but it has 2 belly buttons.
Nick: Ah...no dude thats not a belly button thats a bitch dick.
by theycallmeballsdeep March 21, 2009
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person a: is that a guy or a girl?
person b: it's a bitch dick.
person a: oh.
by princessxxaixx February 16, 2009
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