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a guy that is acting like a bitch and being a total dick at the same time.
" i can't believe he parked in MY spot, ill just key his car!"
"dude, stop being such a bitchcocker".
"yeah he's a bitchcock, he was bitching about the most useless shit last night "
"BITCHCOCKER"!
by syrupwaslike February 10, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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