Urban Dictionary: bitch

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one of the most versatile words in the english language; it is used to express a multitude of emotions; anger, anticipation, despair, endearment, envy, excitement, fear, horror, joy, shock, surprise, warning; all achieved by one's enunciation and intonation.

Endearment: Hey bitch!
Joy: Oh my god, bitch!
Anticipation: Bitch, guess what?
Shock/Pain: Stubs toe Ah, bitch!
Envy: She's SUCH a BITCH.
Fear: Bitch. What was that noise?
Surprise: BITCH!
Warning: Bitch. Don't try me.
Despair: Biiiitch.

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Bitch

1.) A female dog

2.) Annoying complaining

3.) Used to describe a very rude person

4.) Someone's sidekick/slave

1.) Yeah, our bitch just had puppies

2.) He's been bitching about his dad everyday and it's getting on my nerves

3.) That girl wrecked my car. That Constance chick what a bitch!

4.) I couldn't make it in prison because I'd just end up someone's bitch

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Bitch

Someone who is inconsiderate and insensitive.

Someone who used to be kind to you, but then decided that you weren't good enough for them anymore.

Someone who you thought was your friend, but turned out to be the opposite.

She's so mean, I can't believe it. She's such a bitch now"

"She doesn't care about anyone but herself, what a bitch!"

by kdmm November 05, 2012