I can't find my keys...I think they went bitchtits.

I'm so embarrassed I wish I was bitchtits.

They were so quiet, they were nearly bitchtits

"Wow that guy has bitch tits."

A:"Yo...who's that fat shit over there..with the huge bitch tits?"
B:"Man..thats TJ bro"

Matt cook. A.K.A c-cup

yo bitch tits'

Son: Dad, do you need a bra
Dad: What?

Son: Dad you have freaking man boobs
Dad: Why are you looking?! No I don't!
Son: BITCH TITS! HAHAHAHA!
Dad: WHAT?! -slaps son-

-> "John does tons of 'roids, and has a strange testosterone deficiency, and thus has a set of knockers that merit the wearing of a C-cup sports bra at all times. Man, does he have some bitchtits!"

-> (Dialogue employed for illustratory purpose)
Ando - "Yo bitchtits go get me a coors light!!!"
bitchtits - "I don't want to!! Wahhh!! Did you know I'm a pro paintballer?"
Ando - "You're a bitchtits! Your pathetic nature rules out the possiblility of your posessing any athletic prowess, ever!! Go get me mah fuckin beer!"
bitchtits - "Yes master"