the act of inserting one's foot (not necessarily part of sexual act) into the partner's/a girl's ass and walking around with her like she was footwear.
"bitch, be my shoe!"
"man, my wife got me so upset i bitch shoe'd her around the living room."
"my girl wanted me to bitch shoe her last night but she didn't fit, i'm a size 11, she's like, an 8."
"man, my wife got me so upset i bitch shoe'd her around the living room."
"my girl wanted me to bitch shoe her last night but she didn't fit, i'm a size 11, she's like, an 8."
by KA at TFW2005 May 07, 2008
adj. or n. a person, place or thing that is 1)making things harder than they should be 2)ruining a good atmosphere
Jerm was being bitch shoes after he had a case of diarrhea
This long ass stop light is being bitch sheos
This long ass stop light is being bitch sheos
by gooby September 28, 2006
male submissive who gets sexual pleasure from serving women's feet and shoes. Being a shoe bitch implies that some woman tacitly or actively goes along with this. Which means that there are probably more would-be shoe bitches than actual practising ones. Favourite shoes are usually fetishy - heels and patent leather etc., but real shoe bitches get off equally on Converse trainers or skate shoes.
Hannah: are you my shoe bitch, sweetie?
Rob (looking up from kissing Hannah's Converse): I love serving your feet and your shoes, darling Lady Hannah.
Rob (looking up from kissing Hannah's Converse): I love serving your feet and your shoes, darling Lady Hannah.
by lickytongue April 30, 2008
Compulsive shoe purchases with the inability to stop, or control. A shoe fetish, or addiction to buying shoes.
by Kimo10 March 19, 2008
There are three:
1: someone who works at foot locker.
2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.
3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: someone who works at foot locker.
2: That asshole at shoe stores who uses that machine to find your size even when you already know it.
3: When you are bowling with a group of friends and you select one person to go and get everyones bowling shoes.
1: Floyd: dude, Keith got a job at foot locker.
Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.
2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.
3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.
Jose: oh now he's a shoe bitch.
2: Bob: the other day, I was at Nike and this shoe bitch tried to tell me my size even though I already know it.
3: keith: ok all we need now is a shoe bitch to get our shoes. Go do it Bob, your our shoe bitch today.
by Therealkeith April 05, 2011