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When a seemingly relaxed, content woman or man suddenly goes on a bitchy rant out of nowhere. (minimum 1-minute)
They "get on the bitch podium" or "step up to the bitch podium"
They "get on the bitch podium" or "step up to the bitch podium"
-----Example-----
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!
----Later----
Oscar: "I hate it when Illana gets up on her bitch podium and yells at me"
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?
Illana: "Oscar, you never agree with me! Name one time when you fully agreed with me! Just one! Just now for example, when we were eating at Hibachi's..."
Oscar: (There is nothing I can do to stop this)
Bud 1: (Oscar deserves it)
Illana: "I try so hard to see your point of view! ... blah blah ... It's just ridiculous!
----Later----
Oscar: "I hate it when Illana gets up on her bitch podium and yells at me"
Bud 1: "I don't know man, you think it lasted for a minute?
by Wise_observer September 23, 2009
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007