(v.) To scratch, ding, bend, scuff, or otherwise cause damage to a precious object.
"Sure, I'll let you borrow my car. But I just had it waxed, so don't bitch it up."
by Magikid September 02, 2009
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A statement of distress and personal frustration. Use this at only the most dire and mentally straining moments.

Example - Getting pissed on by a depraved old man outside a 7/11.
Eg ( Ahh man, this is a bitch me up!) or in the act of a bitch me up. ( Stop bitching me up please oh pretty please!)
by TungGone October 17, 2020
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1. Act like a bitch, and shut the hell up, calm down, and do whatever the fuck you are told to do.
2. Used in Prison Slang "bitch up" means to bend over, spread legs, and take the position a female regularly would, in order to proceed in intercourse.
1.I once told my dad to "Bitch up", and he bitch slapped me across the face.
2.One inmate said to antoher, "Leroy, you better bitch-up, you gonna have some lovin' like you aint never had, and sho' 'nough better not fight it, Or i will kick yo' ass."
by Kate-Lynn July 04, 2005
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Physically and cosmetically damaged. Pitted, scratched, marred up, gouged.
After crashing on the motorcycle John had to get a new helmet because it was all bitched-up.
by Me November 10, 2003
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A statement a girl makes to toughen up another girl when she is acting soft or weak in a given situation.
Jill, I'm hot and tired and I can't go any further. Don't give me that, we got a lot to do and I need your help, you gotta bitch-up and keep going. girl up, woman up, cowgirl up, woman, be strong girl, you go girl, strong, goddess, warrior woman, durable, toughen up, rugged
by joecoolthefool January 30, 2015
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Get ready to seduce a person in order to get what you want. Pretty much like Barney's "suit up" in HIMYM.
When you're pulled over by a police officer, you bitch up so that he won't give you a ticket.
by Suser April 04, 2011
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When everything goes to hell. The state where carefully planned situations completely fall apart.
Well, I thought I had a plan but now everything is all bitched up!
by Big Brett the Bomb Threat January 01, 2004
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