One bad-ass son of a bitch, this man kicks anyone and everyones ass, so don't get on his bad side mother fucker.
Chuck Norris can eat a Rubik cube and poop it out solved.
Chuck Norris isn't God but he can beat him at golf.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
Chuck Norris is so amazing don't fuck with him bitch
by FAS7 187 January 19, 2011
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to bitch somebody means, to bitch a guy who thinks women are bitches (even those who think and say it only about some specific women)
bitch him! bitch the guy who' s ever said , women are bitches! just fuck him
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