Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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An ointment or salve that is applied liberally to the skin to avoid irritation upon contact with a irrational female.
Example:
Guy1 Where are we going now?
Guy2 To Teresa's house.
Guy3 Damn. You need to turn this car around now!
Guy1 WTF? We're almost there.
Guy2 Cuz homie forgot his bitch cream! Every time she opens her mouth homie gets hives.
Guy1 Where are we going now?
Guy2 To Teresa's house.
Guy3 Damn. You need to turn this car around now!
Guy1 WTF? We're almost there.
Guy2 Cuz homie forgot his bitch cream! Every time she opens her mouth homie gets hives.
by twisted english September 17, 2014