A routine or section of a routine during a stand-up comedy show of approximately 1-4 jokes in length.
I totally murdered the audience at the Hilarity House last night with my bits about how girls hate it when guys leave the toilet-seat up!
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Im never drinking again, Im in bits today.
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Im never drinking again. That bird I mooched last night was in bits.
Im never drinking again, Im in bits today.
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Im never drinking again. That bird I mooched last night was in bits.
by womoma April 17, 2005
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a general term for what you did when you get doored, face plant or somehow trip, slip or otherwise fall
by roger February 03, 2004
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A Bit is when someone posts on Message Boards/Forums (i.e. KFAN's rube chat, ESPN forums, Megadeth Forums) as someone other than themselves. They can sign in as rock stars, super heroes, famous local sports columnists, dead celebrities, politicians, a made-up person, or even another actual posters name with a slight difference in their username's spelling (with all of their stuff copied and pasted in the signature and the like fields) to mimick them. These bits are created for the soul purpose of humor, but sometimes can be overwheliming, repetitive. trolling, and insulting. The best thing for users who have bits to do is to post them in moderation.
1.) You can tell that "Average Packer Fan" is "Steve from Minneapolis's" bit because of how "Average Packer Fan" misspells words, talks about being drunk all the time, sniffing paint thinner, and loving cousins, is exacty how he stereotypes people from Wisconsin.
2.) Who created an account under the username "Cookie Monster" who always talks about being in love with Snuffleupagus? That bit is so lame!
3.) I didn't post that! Look at the username, he is "GeorgiaGay" not "GeorgiaGuy"! Obviously this bit was created by someone who wants to make me look stupid.
4.) Optimus Prime bit: "AUTOBOTS: ROLL OUT!"
5.) If the Urban Didionary editors to not post this, they are obvious bits!! No REAL PERSON can be this STUCK UP!!!
2.) Who created an account under the username "Cookie Monster" who always talks about being in love with Snuffleupagus? That bit is so lame!
3.) I didn't post that! Look at the username, he is "GeorgiaGay" not "GeorgiaGuy"! Obviously this bit was created by someone who wants to make me look stupid.
4.) Optimus Prime bit: "AUTOBOTS: ROLL OUT!"
5.) If the Urban Didionary editors to not post this, they are obvious bits!! No REAL PERSON can be this STUCK UP!!!
by Patriotic Leftie February 15, 2010
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