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The day in which no matter the excuse, your girlfriend permits you the opportunity for anal sex. Fortunately for the men this is a fact!! Ref:-The laws of co-habitation, 1883- mcMiller, Brian. Book 3 chapter 4, section 69.
IE: Jeff- " hey honey guess what day it is?"
Random hot chick- "hump day?"
Jeff- " kinda! It's my b-day which includes birthday anal, plz adopt the position."
Random hot chick- "hump day?"
Jeff- " kinda! It's my b-day which includes birthday anal, plz adopt the position."
by Rules of engagement December 03, 2013
Jun 3 Word of the Day
When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018