(n) One who ruins (road) trips, and makes everyone's lives miserable, and yet makes the (road) trip absolutely unforgettable by being the punchline of every joke told thereafter. Also makes remarks about things no one understands/cares about. i.e. "SHREK BIRD BOOM!!"

people of rural upbringing from asia.

hill billy said with asian accent.

A delicate flower grown in the southern region of wayside. A birry smuah is a Spanish flower that originated from Peru but was transported to the United States by a van of illegal aliens.

Ching chong China man who gud at math but no spek engrish vewwy gud.
This can b used 2 deskrib eny slitty math wiz.

birri is very short and very nice and she also is very loud and she can piggyback ME WHICH IS SCARY COZ SHE IS LIKE 4 FOOT 3