May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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The word bired is a combination of bored and tired it is a compound word such as hangry but with bired you ate so tired that you dont wanna go to sleep.
Man, i got nothing to.do and im bired.
Mom: go do the dishes
Me:no im bired
Also used in late night texting
Mom: go do the dishes
Me:no im bired
Also used in late night texting
by Yaboimikedabike June 27, 2018
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Bired is a combination of the two words tired and bored. Being bored is when you are lacking rest and not currently entertained.
by Thebiredcreators January 27, 2017