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Creating a nest-like wreath of toilet paper inside the toilet bowl, then shitting on top to render the toilet un-flushable.
I got fired from Wendy's so I birdnested the toilets.
by Choadblower January 15, 2006
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When using a public restroom, a bird nest is layering toilet paper on the seat to avoid being tainted by germs prior to sitting down.
Joel unable to control his explosive diarreah was unable to create a bird nest in time. Fortunatley for him he always keeps a spare pair of panties in his office drawer.
by Mr. Revenge May 05, 2010
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The act of shaving ones pubes and placing them in someones mouth. The pubes act as a recepticle for a delicious poo that will be deposited quickfast.
I gave that bitch a bird nest from here to Nasty New Brunswick.
by Jip! March 31, 2006
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the hairstyle worn in the northern and southern parts of athens greece
the hair is in the syle of a birdnest
it is big, and birds nest in it, other things get lost
people in specific areas of athens believe its cool to make their hair huge and ugly.
its not
"oh my fucking god, look at her birdnest"
"re maria, eimai etoimi? my hair is so huge, it looks great right? i mean...im ready to go out right?"
by personingreece January 07, 2007
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