Birdie is a bean who gets hate for no reason

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When a female goes down on a mans penis but there heart not in it, she sucks for a second then stops , then repeats the process till finally admitting she doesn't like it

An uninvited or unrequested paintbrushing of another individuals face with a penis, often perpetrated against said individual when they are sleeping.

The act of preparing a womens asshole for anal intercourse finger by finger until all fingers from both hands are involved in a vigorous "pecking" motion. The participant then resembles a hybrid creature known as a birdy ninja.

The type of revenge you get on birds for shitting on your car.

The preferred method is by going up to a birds nest, waiting for the mother bird to leave her eggs, climbing up to a sturdy limb right above said nest and taking a shit on the birds nest.

Works best if you have diarrhea.

If the mother bird still hasn't returned to the now defaced nest, feel free to take any eggs that haven't broken home for some awesome scrambled eggs. Just make sure to clean the shit off of them first.

A person who exhibits extreme perversion and an unbridled enjoyment for all things sexual.