Top definition
to be high off cocaine
Me: "Have you been smoking weed?"
You: "Naw, I'm birded though."
by Jennesis November 29, 2006
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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1: To catch a case or to be convicted of a crime.

2: To murder, shank, or jump
1: You heard? Terry got birded by the feds.

2: Fam, you got birded? By who? You good??
by Mandem609 April 11, 2021
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the act of becoming romantically involved with a bird (subjectively attractive woman). This can be in the acute (e.g. one-night-stand, flicking the bean on the dance floor at an ugly sweater party) or chronic (long term GF) sense.
Ernesto was widely regarded as a smooth operator with the ladies. The guy could get birded at a convent.

Felipe got heavily birded in his first year of college and has been madly in love with his soul-mate ever since
by EADS1234 February 02, 2011
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