Urban Dictionary: bird

John fell asleep on my couch, so I whipped my bird out and rubbed it all over his face before I woke him up.

by dcs5 July 13, 2005

a female whose a hoe, slut, cunt, bitch... etc

She fucked him! What a fucking BiRD.

by MiSZ BABY PHAT April 22, 2007

Same general meaning as the term bitch meaning a woman who is a stupid whore

by Robert Nash February 08, 2005

a spoiled woman that preoccupies herself with schemes to screw over men out of spite.

Lebron: I'm going to hire my own agents!
Spokesman: Just watch out for those lame ass bitches!!
Lebron: I don't fuck with birds.

by irish23 June 16, 2009

Another word for a desert eagle, which is a type of gun.

"Yo, should I cop a beretta or a bird?"

translation: "Should I buy a Beretta or a Desert Eagle?"

by Tha 1ne August 02, 2005

time-usually spent in penn

"andrelle's bird will go rapid soon as he gets a shipout to brixton"

by charlotte June 18, 2006

that bird just pooped on me! >|

by printerscanner August 20, 2008