It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.
It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 12, 2018
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Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.
Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!
by Valley of the LOLs October 15, 2011
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Massive amounts of airborne trash that fly around in the sky (commonly found at country music festivals), impersonating actual birds.
Dude 1: Dude do you see those birds?
Dude 2: Dude those aren't real birds, those are redneck birds!
by Durbo14 July 27, 2014
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A slang term made by popular vlog star Jason Nash when asking to smoke weed. You’re pretty much asking for a hit
When you ask to Soar The Bird, you are asking to get a hit of weed

Person 1: *smoking weed*
Person 2: Oh shit, you got weed? Let me soar that bird real quick.
by Frostbite_6 November 21, 2019
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Sexual position for less capable men. Much like the side dog but a less aggressive version. Preferred by decades long married couples. A position a Reverend might use.
Side bird took pressure off Rev’s back making it easier for him to perform.
by Poolside June 23, 2020
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One of the most amazingly talented singer/songwriters in modern music. His lyrics are some of the most mysterious, undecipherable, and beautifully poetic words you'll ever hear. The only thing that matches his gift with lyrics is his talent for creating original, catchy, melodies. This is pop at its best, and this is music that will last the test of time. If you have the chance to see him live, don't pass it up, he is one of the greatest live performers you could ever see.
Andrew Bird is one of the best modern lyricists, second only maybe to Thom Yorke.

In fact it's just the thing he thinks we're needing,
it's a lukewarm liquid diet they're force feeding.
When the words we use have lost their bite,
now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight.

And when his masterplan is unfurled
he stands a handsome bid on the weather systems of the world.

Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game.
Come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain.
We'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name.

I saw you standing all alone in the electro-static rain.
I thought at last I'd found a situation you can't explain.
by sunkolakos September 29, 2005
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