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Where several guys go out to spy out women.
"I went bird watching but only saw a few dogs"
by D-BUCK March 05, 2005
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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To swallow a man's ejaculate.
Think of the birds that visit San Juan Capistrano every year (hint: they are swallows).
Jay: Have you been with that girl at the club yet?
Bob: Not yet. Does she birdwatch?
by Renee November 12, 2003
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The act of going to any public place and acting like an ass to see how many people will flip you off, before you leave.
Man I got so bored that I went down to walmart ,to go bird watching. I handed out pro abortion pamphlets. I saw 12 birds.
by Baron Chill Predictor Of Death February 03, 2011
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Commonly referenced toward a guy in prison who hangs out within eyesight of the urinals to look at other males penises. Can also apply to the same activity being conducted in public areas where troth style urinals are employed.
Hey bro, mind your stick that fun boy is "bird watching." See him trying to act like that wall is the most fascinating thing thing in the world?
by Heathen Minded January 02, 2012
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