when you wrap your ankles above your head and shit in a sock while yelling at your son about his shitty grades in school
mr. dale performed a "bionic-pretzel" and then shit a brick when he saw the poor boys' grades...thus leaving shit stains all over the ceiling and kitchen counter...kenchen is asian
by big&hairy potatoes February 5, 2009
The act of a person falling asleep at a party and one of his friends pulls down his pants and squats over the sleepers face, while another person punches the sleeper in the stomach, resulting in the sleeper violently sitting up and getting a face full of taint. Bonus points if the squater farts.
by allhallowsian March 2, 2013
by Comanche February 17, 2017
the bionic seahorse is a sex position featured in dane cook's vicious circle. it is the move in which the man raises one of his legs (as if he were stretching his quads), holds on to his foot, and does the motion of a seahorse moving through the water.
by steve liu October 31, 2007
A perso. Who has a really good looking penis, atleast in the mid 7,s to 8's in length with a girth, whom uses it both, Like a jack hammer and also knows how to do it slow in a circular motion. And for a very long time. Usually can cum 3-4 and sometime throughout the night. Most remarkably he can wake you up with it, usually around 3am after a very intense earlier night of sex. The spotlight is when your a sleep and he's behind you in the spoon position, feels that even though you are a sleep but your pussy is still wet and ready. He starts very slow, introducing just the head into you, also
( must have a good mushroom head on his unit. ) This pleasures the sides of your lips and on entry makes you immediately start to become even wetter. Then he proceeds to cross your legs and continues to thrust deep inside at a rather vigorous speed. Pulling your hips so as to pleasure you very deeply until both of you cum at once.
( must have a good mushroom head on his unit. ) This pleasures the sides of your lips and on entry makes you immediately start to become even wetter. Then he proceeds to cross your legs and continues to thrust deep inside at a rather vigorous speed. Pulling your hips so as to pleasure you very deeply until both of you cum at once.
Yes, I'm not kidding, he woke me up with such a passionate thrust, "I knew he he had a Bionic Penis.
by SuperBionicUnit December 30, 2016
der. pro (in support of / incl. pro-biotic)
der. bionic (in reference to usage of mechanical means to enhance the human body)
der. pro-biotic (in reference to orally administered nutrition containing live bacteria in order to restore bacteria to the body)
der. The Bionic Man (a fictional human character reinforced with bionic componants)
1. One in support of the surgical inclusion of electro-mechanical devices to enhance human biological functioning.
2. Applied to a person who has, through thoughtful application of nutritional principles, achieved either the reality of, or the reputation for, legendary physical prowress.
3. A nutritious food expressidly created to enhance physical function in the human body in a manner such as to create a robotic constitution.
der. bionic (in reference to usage of mechanical means to enhance the human body)
der. pro-biotic (in reference to orally administered nutrition containing live bacteria in order to restore bacteria to the body)
der. The Bionic Man (a fictional human character reinforced with bionic componants)
1. One in support of the surgical inclusion of electro-mechanical devices to enhance human biological functioning.
2. Applied to a person who has, through thoughtful application of nutritional principles, achieved either the reality of, or the reputation for, legendary physical prowress.
3. A nutritious food expressidly created to enhance physical function in the human body in a manner such as to create a robotic constitution.
1. "I support the effort to create androids; I'm Pro-Bionic"
2. "Dude - if you were to exemplify a nutritious livliehood, you would be amazingly Pro-Bionic. In the absence of dietary evidence, I would have to conclude steroids are the culprit!"
3. "Daily recommended intake of our Pro-Bionic supplement will most certainly increase your physical strength and make you more like Steve Austin then your currently weaker self"
2. "Dude - if you were to exemplify a nutritious livliehood, you would be amazingly Pro-Bionic. In the absence of dietary evidence, I would have to conclude steroids are the culprit!"
3. "Daily recommended intake of our Pro-Bionic supplement will most certainly increase your physical strength and make you more like Steve Austin then your currently weaker self"
by Uggy72 January 12, 2011
A Mexican fighter capable of absorbing an inordinate amount of punishment, much like The Terminator.
John: "Hey Brian, are you rooting for Cotto or Margarito?"
Brian: "I want to root for Cotto, but Margarito's got that whole Bionic Mexican thing going, so I don't know..."
Brian: "I want to root for Cotto, but Margarito's got that whole Bionic Mexican thing going, so I don't know..."
by Azn Badger November 7, 2011