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a binkley is a type of east african fertility statue that usually possesses an unusually large man spear
Hey jenn, you should come over and see the binkley i brought back from my trip to Kenya!
by nono187 February 12, 2008
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A word used to describe a fat or overstuffed blunt.
Brother! Where are you at?! Your boy just rolled a straight up binkley!

After school I plan on turning on the old tube with gramps and rollin' up a couple binkleys.
by 420BluntMaster March 17, 2014
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A man characterized by inherent male superiority and in incredible drive to do everything sweet imaginable.

A man who never makes mistakes; is naturally incapable of flaw. He also makes going bald look extremely stylish.
"Wow, that guy is really impressive at everything he does, he's such a Binkley."

"Even though that guy is balding quite a bit, I find him irresistibly attractive. Must be a Binkley."
by Collin91288 February 12, 2008
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A male, usually (but not limited too) of Asian decent that exhibits signs of male pattern baldness while accompanied with the medical condition of having a micro phallus.
My girl Lisa is going on a blind date later, she says she hopes he’s not a Binkley.
by Pyro625 February 16, 2018
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