When Dallas came to a painful, hazy form of consciousness late Sunday morning, he noticed his legs were missing and exclaimed, "Oh wow, that's one hell of a binjury!"

User: I need to talk to you, NBS.
User2: ESAD, Noob.

1 AM...Woman one is drunk, waiting in line for the bathroom and standing with her hand on a door jam she moves to let some one pass and the door slamms on her thumb.

Woman two: OMG!!! You just totally smashed your thumb!!! Are you okay?

Woman one: Wow, amazingly yes!!! I'm okay! Let's go dance!

8 AM Woman wakes up with a giant thumb and can't bend it.

Woman one calls Woman two: Hey, did I smash my thumb last night?

Woman two: Uhh Yeah

Woman one: I think it's broken, I'm going to get it x-rayed

Woman two: Ha, Ha you totally have a binjury!!!

How did you sprain your ankle?
I'm not sure - must be a binjury from the party last night.

An example would be blistered elbows from drinking beer seated at wooden tables, such as are found at the Oktoberfest, Munich - as in "I have sustained a binjury which has manifested as blistered elbows" (see belbows)