An adjective used to describe a person who seems dumber than a child who got the soft spot on their skull pushed in, but somehow has an IQ just barely above 90.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.