One of the worst towns in Massachusetts. There are way too many issues to write down in this definition, so I'll just go through a few. First of all, a good number of kids in this town think its cool to smoke weed and act ghetto. There is really an identity crisis among the white teenagers in this town. They have nothing better to do than cause trouble. They think they are gang members, but fail to realize that this town is upper middle class. Secondly, there is nothing to do in Billerica. Billerica used to be a resort town, but now it is only a shadow of its former self. We have a bunch of stores, but barely any public places for kids to socialize and act normally. Third, the town goverment is corrupt. They have been doing nothing for years and suddenly decide to build a new elementary school, even though we already have like six that could be renovated. The police are corrupt as well, most have family members that have worked in the force, and they are act way too hard and go after just about any teenger they see walking around. Fourth, the people are just rude as hell. Walk by somebody on the street, and you'll be lucky to even get a quick glance. Nobody says hi or stops to talk because apparently life moves too fast in Billerica to do so. There are many other problems, so if you are thinking of moving here, don't . Billerica is surrounded by nice towns like Bedford and Carlisle, and I would suggest you move there instead.

Contrary to what some people think, Billerica is city-sized town with a population over 40,000(one of the highest in Mass). There are many different sections of town, they are very diversified. You go the Lake where the lake rats are at. You got North Billerica where the G's chill. Then you got uptown where the rich people stay.

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A predominantly white town 30-miles north of Boston and is pronounced "Bill-rica", "Bricka", or "The Ric". Here people's accents are thicker than their women. A big portion of their population still "rips butts" (i.e. smokes cigarettes) while most houses have abandoned cars rotting away on cinder blocks in their front-yards. The town is known for its townies. It is common for teachers to have had parents, their kids, and their grandkids during their career (affirmation of "townies" and young reproductive age). There is a 7-Eleven convenience store next to a firestation that literally burnt to the ground. A popular watering hole is the Center Cafe (pronounced by locals as "Center-Calf"). I once witnessed a person asleep at the bar, woke himself up by puking on himself, and proceeded to order another drink. There are probably more Dunkin Donuts and Market Baskets in Billerica than college graduates.

The second largest town in Massachusetts, known for an incredible number of Dunkin' Donuts (thank god!) and for it's drugs. while Billerica is filled with gangsters, wangsters, punks, preps, scene kids, emos, goths, and more, the most exclusive and altogether awesome clique is comprised of dan and lulu. don't hope to get in, the standards are high.

Billerica: home to the Massachusetts redneck and the "oppunk", a rare oppossum/skunk hybrid created through the ingenious endeavor of one Billy Bob Cracken in the late 1980's. Some kid from the Real World was born there and quickly exported when he showed none of the characteristic tendencies of bootleggin', deer huntin', moonshinin' and incest.

Also home to the highest concentration of Dunkin' Donuts and unemployed persons in the Greater Boston area.