The sexual attraction of a man towards a bike, commonly small bikes or children's bikes.
Men that are Bikesexual often have their sexuality associated as a choice or sexual preference, however it is considered a mental illness, like pedophilia or necrophilia.
Bikesexuality has never been associated with women before, and the reason for this is still unknown. However, the female gender is the only one to experience Hobosexuality (sexual attraction towards homeless people).
Men that experience Bikesexuality are often more commonly attracted to small/tiny bikes or children's bikes. This has nothing to do with pedophilia, but is believed to have something to do with the fact that men who are Bikesexual 'have a momentary lapse in brain function whenever seeing a bike, thus meaning they revert back to a child-like state, liking anything cute, shiny or small'.
Tricycles are especially appreciated in this circle of men.
Men that are Bikesexual often have their sexuality associated as a choice or sexual preference, however it is considered a mental illness, like pedophilia or necrophilia.
Bikesexuality has never been associated with women before, and the reason for this is still unknown. However, the female gender is the only one to experience Hobosexuality (sexual attraction towards homeless people).
Men that experience Bikesexuality are often more commonly attracted to small/tiny bikes or children's bikes. This has nothing to do with pedophilia, but is believed to have something to do with the fact that men who are Bikesexual 'have a momentary lapse in brain function whenever seeing a bike, thus meaning they revert back to a child-like state, liking anything cute, shiny or small'.
Tricycles are especially appreciated in this circle of men.
Mikhail came a few times when he saw Sasha's new Barbie tricycle.
He still doesn't consider himself Bikesexual.
He still doesn't consider himself Bikesexual.
by Mechanical Ballerina May 18, 2009
A:"so the new guy I'm seeing is definitely bikesexual"
B:"how do you know?"
A:"He propped me up against my biked and banged me"
B:"how do you know?"
A:"He propped me up against my biked and banged me"
by biked May 30, 2010
by thisisbikesexual December 01, 2017
wow that josh is such a "bike sexual!"
what's that?
It's when you have hardcore sex with a bike that it creates rusty chain babiesπ
what's that?
It's when you have hardcore sex with a bike that it creates rusty chain babiesπ
by bikesexual123 August 06, 2020
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