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A person who only has sex with people who ride bikes. Alternately, a person who is turned on by bikes and bike culture, specifically in a sexual way.
Not only does that hottie at the coffee shop ride a fixie, but she's totally bikesexual. I can't wait to show her my ride!
by joshuadallman July 24, 2007
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Someone who replaces a human being with a bike. A 'bikesexual' could live without any human-human sexual contact as long as they were able to ride their bike. Being denied their bike could result in several withdrawal symptoms. A 'bikesexual' could become frustrated, upset and introverted. A feeling of loneliness could also be experienced.
Bikesexual: My girlfriend's not back till late so finally we can be alone together... get ready for the ride of your life ;)
Bike: (silence)
Bikesexual: I love you too babe.
by Mina&Josh October 28, 2009
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To be attracted to only people who ride bikes or are involved in bicycle culture.
Man: "Want to get a drink sometime?"
Woman: "Do you ride a bike?"
Man: "I did when I was a kid, but now I ride a motorcycle."
Woman: "Sorry, I can't date you, I'm bikesexual."
by joshuadallman December 04, 2007
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previously totally heterosexual male who would now rather mount his bike than a woman; usually travel in groups; wear tight spandex shorts without thinking it’s gay in the least; prefer looking at bike sites more than porn sites; not gay but not worth dating
Guy#1: "I hate getting hit on by those faggots just because I wear these bike shorts. Haven't they ever seen a bikesexual."

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by Girlwhocycles June 06, 2010
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To only feel sexual desire to bicycles. This can include motorised bicycles.
God, after Chris Hughes admitted he was bikesexual the world has never been the same.
by Lolcat Eater November 04, 2008
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Unlike guys who like gals, guys, or guys and gals; bike-sexual guys are only into bikes.
"I'm into him but it seems like he's not into me. At first I thought he was stuck on his x-girlfriend but now I think he's just bike-sexual"
by pixelfairy October 31, 2008
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