Padded shorts used for biking, also known as a chamois. Feels like a full wet diaper when you sit down after a long bike ride, but instead of urine, it's wet with crotch sweat.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.