Blanchester bike shop

When you fix the neighbors bike then beat the shit out your wife after 38 seconds of weak sex

I quit my job and gave my wife a blanchester bike shop

by Race ready cycle September 16, 2020

Too Much Bike

When a mountain bike is very inefficient to pedal and it excessively tires the rider.

Santa Cruz Megatower CC for sale, only done a few rides, selling because it is too much bike for me.

by Keeping It Smooth And Flexible July 30, 2020

town bike

A woman who whores, around and sleeps with many men

"Ryan's mum is the town bike."
"Facts I was having sex with her last night!"

by Alovestory June 14, 2022

Stripped bike

A bike missing parts. Usually because of theft. Often just a frame remains.

You can tell it was a bad part of town by the amount of stripped bikes.

by Imalljammedup December 13, 2016

Tandem-biking

The logistically difficult manoeuvre of walking as a couple whilst engaged in anal sex without withdrawing.

We were hard at it when we noticed the sunset; so we started tandem-biking over to the balcony.

by Shaartvark March 20, 2016

Spider Bike

Any bike that has eight functioning wheels or turbines(in the case of a water spider bike).

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?

by Bull0cks July 1, 2014

swag bike

WHEN UR BIKE IS LIKE WAY TO SWAG FOR ANYONE ELSE TO HANDLE AND U RUN AROUND UR NEIGHBORHOOD AND TELL EVERYONE HOW SWAG YOUR TRICYCLE IS AND EVERYONE FLIPS OUT CAUSE OF IT

YO GANG COME LOOK AT MY REALLY COOL SWAG BIKE!

by BROTH IN MISU SOUP ONLY August 30, 2015