A kid with spiky hair who doesn’t know how to play soccer; for example, he passes the ball to the other team and cheers for them when they score. The only thing he is sure of is saying “Bijev”

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.