Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The Klingon word for "punishment" from a Star Trek board game. Used to issue a challenge of one's tolerance for pain.
by YOLOne December 26, 2012
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A widely known person and practiced religion. Is known to be a wizard and a zombie. Even though he is a zombie he is also a zombie killer. He constantly drops things the day before the Regents and can finish a test in any subject within seconds by waving his Bijwand and saying "BIJAKAZAM" or "ALAKABIJ". With his sorcery he can make you do anything at will. He also is referenced in almost every song ever made. He has a love for Chosen, Subway, and Arnold Palmer's. He is BIJ. He is the most interesting man on the face of the Earth. As BIJ always says "stay Bijie my friends."
"WOW! That's BIJ!"
"All I do is BIJ BIJ BIJ no matta what. Got zombies on my mind, I can never get enough"
"Imma BIJ imma BIJ imma imma imma BIJ"
" 'OMG! Why is there is stab wound in your chest?!'
'BIJ used he's wizard powers to force me to do it' "
" 'Hey man, why did you drop out of the class the day before the Regents?'
'I pulled a BIJ bro' "
"All I do is BIJ BIJ BIJ no matta what. Got zombies on my mind, I can never get enough"
"Imma BIJ imma BIJ imma imma imma BIJ"
" 'OMG! Why is there is stab wound in your chest?!'
'BIJ used he's wizard powers to force me to do it' "
" 'Hey man, why did you drop out of the class the day before the Regents?'
'I pulled a BIJ bro' "
by BIJZOMBIEKILLER November 29, 2011
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A blowjob... that only goes halfway; A blowjob that ends before orgasm and/or ejaculation.
Note: "bi", which refers to a part thereof, begins with B, and is to be used only when describing the incomplete "blowjob".
See also: half-j
Note: "bi", which refers to a part thereof, begins with B, and is to be used only when describing the incomplete "blowjob".
See also: half-j
"She only gave me a bi-j just to watch me squirm."
"She heard her boyfriend coming up the stairs so it was just a bi-j."
"She only gave me a bi-j so I wouldn't go flaccid before penetrative sexual intercourse."
"She heard her boyfriend coming up the stairs so it was just a bi-j."
"She only gave me a bi-j so I wouldn't go flaccid before penetrative sexual intercourse."
by Chief Pronto March 11, 2009