Muscle/fitness magazines that typically feature any number of roid-raging oiled-up monsters on the cover. Known to include some workout tips based on little or no scientific evidence, but mostly pictures of said jacked men in speedos. Approach readers of these magazines with caution as they are likely jacked themselves. Also, never mention the abundance of scantily-clad men in the bigazine, as this will incur homophobic rage.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk