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A person who gives themselves a nickname describing the exact opposite of what they are. They usually do it to make up for their small penis, severe case of erectile dysfunction and flaming homosexuality. They have a 58inch waist and look like their carrying a load in the back of their pants and a tootsie roll in the front. They can usually be found in the rubber penis section of the local sex shop, looking at the leather gimp suits or anywhere where they can check out another guys ass/package. They usually wear AX clothes but the "A" and "X" have been separated to their chest and back beacause of their massive bitch tits.
bigalpimpin is the worlds biggest faggot and has the tiniest penis in history.
by kms12 April 24, 2007
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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