V: having any type of sexual contact with a fat, ugly, or otherwise unatrractive chick while you are drunk.

N: the gross individual who you hooked up with

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.